De pe vechiul bloguletz

Am hotarat ca nu doresc sa se piarda mici gugetari de prin trecut si nici fraze care la un moment dat pareau interesante. So... mici bucatele from my ex blogus:

• Some chicks are the the embodyment of the reason they won't cure AIDS.
• Ce-i al tau e pus departe.
• How come you don't get payed for the most fun things you can do? Or if you get payed, you also get arrested...
• Shouldn't you wait until you're dead to make the statement love of my life?
• Q: Who is God?
  A: You know when you want something really really bad and you would be willing to do anything and ask and you pray for it constantly?.... God's the guy who ignores you.

And my personal favorite:

- Where's my fucking cat!

- I killed your fucking cat!

- Why the fuck did you do that, you asshole?

- I needed closure on our relationship.